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View Poll Results: What do you do?
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Press the goddamn button. This fracas, which is humanity has been going on long enough. : Passionately presses button, and awaits oncoming desolation. : 13 votes (28.26%)
Do not press the button. I keep all my stuff here. Goddamnit I already paid off my credit cards, this button thing is bull ****. : Walks away from button. : 1 votes (2.17%)
Do not press the button. I have family and friends I love very much, thank you very much. : Walks away from button. : 5 votes (10.87%)
Do not press the button. Although mankind has been, for the most part, ignorant and foolhardy, the people of this world still deserve the chance to make their mistakes. : Slowly walks away from button. : 8 votes (17.39%)
Do not press the button. If such a button exists, I must stop anyone from ever using its horrible power. Mankind is better off without such an instrument. : Breaks the button. : 19 votes (41.30%)
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Fate of Mankind is in your finger, what do you do?
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Mr. Bob
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Aug 25, 2004, 12:30 AM
 
<Hypothetical Situation>

Lets just say that you have found a button, that once pushed will destroy the entire world, and all of humanity. All past, present, and future of mankind will be eliminated. There will be nothing left.

If you believe in God, even he/she/it is destroyed. Souls of those resting in Heaven and Hell are eliminated. The Buddha�s, and Bodhisattvas are removed from existence.

After pressing the button, mankind will have never have existed, and all people on this world will pass into oblivion.

What do you do?



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Aug 25, 2004, 12:45 AM
 
Make sure I get a +1 in first.

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Aug 25, 2004, 12:47 AM
 
I�d push the button.
Mankind is going to destroy itself anyway - so why not help speed up this process a little?!
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Aug 25, 2004, 12:47 AM
 
not enough "press button" options.
     
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Aug 25, 2004, 01:59 AM
 
How can you be desolate if you don't exist? Or do you mean that the universe would be desolate? Frankly, I think the universe would be better off without us.
     
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Aug 25, 2004, 02:57 AM
 
Where's the time machine? I need it to make my decision.
     
CharlesS
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Aug 25, 2004, 03:06 AM
 
Originally posted by wataru:
Frankly, I think the universe would be better off without us.
Oh, come on. 99.9999999% of the universe couldn't give a crap whether we are here or not. If there's life anywhere else in the universe, it likely has no idea about us or that we're here. The rest of the universe will keep doing its thing, regardless if we are here or not, and the vast, vast majority of that universe we can't even see, much less affect. I'd say that mankind's most irritating feature is that he tends to make himself much more important than he actually is. When our sun eventually expands and vaporizes the Earth, the rest of the universe will not have any idea that anything changed.

With that said, your point would make more sense if you said the Earth would be better off without us. I can at least understand that viewpoint, since we have done a lot to pollute and to mess up this planet. However, since the question, as posed, involves destroying the Earth as well as wiping out humanity, I see no way that this button could change anything for the better.

Plus, although mankind in general tends to be made up of jackasses, there are some very good things that man has done that justifies our prolonged existence. I present Chopin's music as evidence.

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Aug 25, 2004, 06:02 AM
 
I'd like to know how it got in my finger in the first place. And how to get it out. Should I see a doctor?

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Aug 25, 2004, 06:12 AM
 
Originally posted by SamuraiDL:
not enough "press button" options.
that's because there are no more options if you press it...
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Aug 25, 2004, 07:42 AM
 
I take what's behind door #6: Disassemble the whole thing and see how it works.
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Aug 25, 2004, 08:04 AM
 
Originally posted by Mr. Bob:
<Hypothetical Situation>

Lets just say that you have found a button, that once pushed will destroy the entire world, and all of humanity. All past, present, and future of mankind will be eliminated. There will be nothing left.

If you believe in God, even he/she/it is destroyed. Souls of those resting in Heaven and Hell are eliminated. The Buddha�s, and Bodhisattvas are removed from existence.

After pressing the button, mankind will have never have existed, and all people on this world will pass into oblivion.

What do you do?



</Hypothetical Situation>
destroying humanity is possible and yes, I would push the button.

Destroying the world is not possible. The world will do just fine without us here.

Destroying ideas is not possible. How can you destroy someone's belief in a deity if that belief
is based on the deity's invincibility/immortality/eternalness.
This applies to those who belief in both Eastern and Western deities.


Learn to phrase your questioning in a more logical, coherent matter.
You've got options here for three different polls.
One should never stop striving for clarity of thought and precision of expression.
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starman
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Aug 25, 2004, 08:12 AM
 
Originally posted by D'Espice:
I take what's behind door #6: Disassemble the whole thing and see how it works.
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Aug 25, 2004, 09:35 AM
 
Which button do I press to make this thread go away?

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Aug 25, 2004, 10:01 AM
 
None of the above.

I go "Clinically Insane" and then change my user name is what I do...
     
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Aug 25, 2004, 10:28 AM
 
Originally posted by D'Espice:
I take what's behind door #6: Disassemble the whole thing and see how it works.
Exactly what I was thinking.
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Aug 25, 2004, 10:31 AM
 
Originally posted by D'Espice:
I take what's behind door #6: Disassemble the whole thing and see how it works.
Crap, why didn't I think of that? This could solve the energy problem!

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Aug 25, 2004, 04:39 PM
 
How much are you going to pay me to not push the button, Hmmm?
     
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Aug 25, 2004, 04:47 PM
 
I'd ask someone to pull my finger.
     
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Aug 25, 2004, 05:04 PM
 
I'd press the button after extorting money from everyone and going on a month long bender filled with sports cars, blow and hookers.

If I died during that month, humanity would be saved.

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Aug 25, 2004, 06:29 PM
 
LOL Macs only have one butan!
     
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Aug 26, 2004, 01:07 AM
 
Originally posted by CharlesS:
Crap, why didn't I think of that? This could solve the energy problem!
Energy problem? What energy problem?
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Aug 26, 2004, 01:09 AM
 
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Aug 26, 2004, 01:12 AM
 
I would make a turkey and cheese sandwich... So good with a little honey mustard.
     
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Aug 26, 2004, 02:07 AM
 
Originally posted by CharlesS:
Oh, come on. 99.9999999% of the universe couldn't give a crap whether we are here or not.
are you suggesting the universe is finite with that percentage?

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Aug 26, 2004, 02:12 AM
 
Originally posted by scaught:
are you suggesting the universe is finite with that percentage?

OT: id smack that button like i was playing galaga.
Obviously the percentage was meant to convey a general idea. I of course have no idea what size the universe is, or whether it is finite or infinite. I don't think anyone really knows. It's beside the point.

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Aug 26, 2004, 02:17 AM
 
Originally posted by scaught:
OT: id smack that button like i was playing galaga.
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Aug 26, 2004, 02:48 AM
 
In Soviet Russia the button presses you.
     
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Aug 26, 2004, 02:50 AM
 
Bah! I was saving up my "in Soviet Russia" joke.

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