[brassplayersrock²]

The rules are simple. To be the next poster, you need to say “I’d ban (the last poster) because….”

Example:

(poster 2) I’d ban brassplayersrock because he sniffs his own breath before kissing someone.

(next poster) I’d ban (poster) because he likes to mess up his hair


Be as funny, or as serious as you want.

Most importantly, have fun!

[turtle777]

I'd ban brassplayersrock because he started a besson thread.

-t

[iMOTOR]

turtle and besson both joined in 2001.
They both are clinically insane.
They both have numbers in their names.
And they both give nonsense answers for their locations.

Coincidence? I think not.

I’d ban turtle for being besson.

[macaddict0001]

I'd ban iMOTOR for having a snarky attitude.

[imitchellg5]

I'd ban macaddict0001 because his signature is offensive.

[besson3c]

Originally Posted by iMOTOR 

turtle and besson both joined in 2001.
They both are clinically insane.
They both have numbers in their names.
And they both give nonsense answers for their locations.

Coincidence? I think not.

I’d ban turtle for being besson.

You might be onto something there.

For that matter, didn't Abe say that he was very fond of San Diego?

[iM@k]

I'd ban besson3c 'cause he can't obey the rules of the game.

[paul w]

I'd ban myself to save me the option of even viewing this.

[besson3c]

I'd ban iM@k for eating too many hotdogs.

[iMOTOR]

Originally Posted by besson3c 

For that matter, didn't Abe say that he was very fond of San Diego?

Nah, Abe said he was fond of San Francisco; a very different city than San Diego.

[besson3c]

Originally Posted by iMOTOR 

Nah, Abe said he was fond of San Francisco; a very different city than San Diego.

I don't think so...

Originally Posted by Abe

Hey guys,

San Diego is the greatest city in the world. Art Bell really likes San Diego too, his ex wife was from there.

[turtle777]

Pfff, I wrote a book about Art Bell, let me tell you, he loved Vegas.

-t

[Spheric Harlot]

I'd ban the both of you for complete incompetence in following simple and clear-cut rules.

[SpaceMonkey]

I'd ban Spheric Harlot for trying to confuse us by using another nick in his signature.

[turtle777]

Originally Posted by Spheric Harlot 

I'd ban the both of you for complete incompetence in following simple and clear-cut rules.

Oh burn ban.

-t

[Spheric Harlot]

I'd ban you AGAIN for failure to acknowledge your FAIL.

[turtle777]

Originally Posted by Spheric Harlot 

I'd ban you AGAIN for failure to acknowledge your FAIL.

Frick ban you for being so anal

-t

[Spheric Harlot]

I'd ban you for assuming implying anal is a bad thing and combining it with that licking smiley.

<cue Oisín and/or Salty>

WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDR

[rickey939]

I'd ban rickey939 because he talks to himself, and bans himself, in 3rd person.

[Snow-i]

I'd Ban rickey939 because he bans himself as he talks about banning himself in the 3rd person (i'd ban the first and second person too).

[starman]

I'd ban all of you for starting a lame thread instead of starting something clever.

Oh, this place is dead ™

[rickey939]

Originally Posted by Snow-i 

I'd Ban rickey939 because he bans himself as he talks about banning himself in the 3rd person (i'd ban the first and second person too).

rickey939 agrees with this ban, and now bans Snow-i to join me in the 'NN Banned Parade because there is no f'n snow to be seen around here! What a tease.

[turtle777]

I shall write a book about banninations.

-t

[Spheric Harlot]

Originally Posted by turtle777 

I shall write a book about banninations.

I shall read it, and then I will be an Expert.™

[andi*pandi]

And I shall ban the book, and ban you for reading it.

[brassplayersrock²]

I’d ban andi*pandi because she has blue stars…. that’s my favorite color!

[turtle777]

+1

-t

[rickey939]

Originally Posted by brassplayersrock² 

I’d ban andi*pandi because she has blue stars…. that’s my favorite color!

Better than blue balls I suppose, eh?

[andi*pandi]

I'd ban rickey for going there.

[turtle777]

Originally Posted by rickey939 

Better than blue balls I suppose, eh?

Nothing a sauna at 110C can't fix

-t

[Spheric Harlot]

I'd ban turtle again for the reasons above.

Also, I'd ban Andi for being too ballsy.

[Doofy]

I'd ban Doof for having too large a penis.

[turtle777]

Hey look, the large penis is back from vacation

-t

[Doofy]

Originally Posted by turtle777 

Hey look, the awesome gentleman with a large gigantic penis is back from vacation

Fixinatedness.

[design219]

Originally Posted by Doofy 

Fixinatedness.

I'd ban Doofy for his awesome cleverness.

[Spheric Harlot]

And his huge penis.

Your failure to take that into account would result in your instant banination, if I were in charge.

[lpkmckenna]

Originally Posted by Spheric Harlot 

And his huge penis.

Your failure to take that into account would result in your instant banination, if I were in charge.

I'd ban Spheric Harlot for being such a rules lawyer.

[turtle777]

I'd ban all the mods, just because I can't.

-t