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Onion: White History Year Resumes
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Heh heh. http://www.theonion.com/onion3908/wh...tory_year.html
WASHINGTON, DC?With Black History Month over, U.S. citizens are putting aside thoughts of Harriet Tubman and George Washington Carver to resume the traditional observation of White History Year...
Scholars say there is a remarkable wealth of documented white history to explore.
"There's so much more white history out there than you might imagine," said Dr. James Corman, a Princeton University history professor. "America's publishing houses, newspapers, movie studios, magazines, and radio stations have kept remarkably thorough records of white Americans' accomplishments."
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Barack Obama: Four more years of the Carter Presidency
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Gotta love The Onion. Funniest. People. Alive.
Schools nationwide will shelve African-American history pamphlets in favor of such Caucasiacentric materials as the Macmillan & Rowe American History Textbook New Revised Standard Edition and Encyclopedia Britannica.
Classic.
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"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die." -- Hunter S. Thompson
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Isn't the official white history day Hitler's Birthday?
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Originally posted by macvillage.net:
Isn't the official white history day Hitler's Birthday?
Hmm. Would this count as an invocation of Godwin's Law or not?
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You are in Soviet Russia. It is dark. Grue is likely to be eaten by YOU!
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Originally posted by Millennium:
Hmm. Would this count as an invocation of Godwin's Law or not?
Not necessarally....
Godwin's law would be more like:
Will Mac OS X support pre G3 computers:
- Yes
- No
- Hitler would not want support for pre G3's. You Nazi!
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Originally posted by macvillage.net:
Isn't the official white history day Hitler's Birthday?
Oh my god! You killed the thread! YOU BASTARD!
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