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Spheric Harlot · Aug 13, 2004, 02:53 PM

Originally posted by chris v:
Playing guitar is dangerous. It's well known that the guitar is a gateway to Heroin addiction, sexual deviancy, homelessness and low-paying jobs as pizza-delivery boys.

And Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.

Guitar =bad.

True.

But when it gets ya, you can always switch to bass before you die.

MindFad · Aug 13, 2004, 03:05 PM

Originally posted by BRussell:
He was pretty funny. Someone needs to get him drunk like that again.

"Mr. President, can you tell me any stories about Ahmed Chalabi?"

"Ahmed Chalabi. Very skinny fellow. Very mundane. Only in America could a guy like that be trusted by top gov't officials."

I nearly pissed myself.

Dr.HermanG. · Aug 13, 2004, 03:11 PM

Originally posted by Troll:
Why are kitesurfing, snowboarding and playing guitar "stupid things"?

Tell me what's supposed to be cool about them.

I'll tell ya what's cool: skydiving. Something that involves possible massive injury or death. That's cool in my book.

chris v · Aug 13, 2004, 03:13 PM

Originally posted by Spheric Harlot:
True.

But when it gets ya, you can always switch to bass before you die.

I say we need to take out any and all "bass players" who switched to bass from guitar. Those guys are ruining the instrument, and should be shot. Obviously, the only hope for guitar players is to give up music completely, marry an overweight shrew and move to Des Moines, or Fresno, where they might be able to climb the employment ladder as far as "Sales Associate."

Spheric Harlot · Aug 13, 2004, 03:56 PM

Originally posted by chris v:
I say we need to take out any and all "bass players" who switched to bass from guitar. Those guys are ruining the instrument, and should be shot. Obviously, the only hope for guitar players is to give up music completely, marry an overweight shrew and move to Des Moines, or Fresno, where they might be able to climb the employment ladder as far as "Sales Associate."

So, wait: Elvis is in Poland, but Hendrix is in FRESNO!?

Atomic Rooster · Aug 13, 2004, 04:16 PM

Originally posted by Zimphire:
AHahhaha .,Kerry has problems standing up in skies, and falling off bikes and so on. Maybe he is a drunk too Lerk! Or maybe he is still smoking the wacky weed like he was in the pic above! Hard to tell. Can't believe a thing he says either.

You crack me up.

I thought it was Shrubby who couldn't ride a bike without causing a wreck.

Anyways, I could care less if Georgie boy tips the glass or snorts coke or if Kerry had a toot or two. That's just bullsh!t. Our lives would be pretty boring if we didn't experiment or indulge in our youth. It's the people who make complete fools of themselves straight or feeling good who are idiots.

Most of us are guilty I'm sure.

voodoo · Aug 13, 2004, 05:42 PM

Originally posted by Troll:
Dude, the guy snowboards and he kitesurfs! He does them well too. I've seen video and having done both sports I know that guy didn't pick them up yesterday! If Kerry gets elected, America will have the coolest President on the planet.

Darn heck yes!

necromactastic · Aug 13, 2004, 06:25 PM

This was circulating during the last election too.

In the interest of equal time, does anyone have a video of Kerry shooting some vietnamese in the back?

Oneota · Aug 13, 2004, 06:40 PM

Originally posted by chris v:
I say we need to take out any and all "bass players" who switched to bass from guitar. Those guys are ruining the instrument, and should be shot. Obviously, the only hope for guitar players is to give up music completely, marry an overweight shrew and move to Des Moines, or Fresno, where they might be able to climb the employment ladder as far as "Sales Associate."

Hey! Bashing right-wingers or left-wingers is okay in this forum.

BUT LAY OFF DES MOINES!

Zimphire · Aug 13, 2004, 07:00 PM

Originally posted by necromactastic:
This was circulating during the last election too.

In the interest of equal time, does anyone have a video of Kerry shooting some unarmed vietnamese in the back?

Fixed.

I don't think so. But I posted a pic of him smoking a bowl with one of his buddies on the other page. We know what was clouding his mind at the time.

chris v · Aug 13, 2004, 07:44 PM

Originally posted by Oneota:
Hey! Bashing right-wingers or left-wingers is okay in this forum.

BUT LAY OFF DES MOINES!

Ooh, touchy. Did I strike a nerve? Maybe you should report abuse.

He's opressin' the Iowans!

Okay, make that Dubuque.

necromactastic · Aug 13, 2004, 08:36 PM

Originally posted by Zimphire:
But I posted a pic of him smoking a bowl with one of his buddies on the other page. We know what was clouding his mind at the time.

Curious: Source?

Zimphire · Aug 13, 2004, 08:39 PM

Originally posted by necromactastic:
Curious: Source?

necromactastic · Aug 13, 2004, 08:40 PM

By source I mean "Where did this picture come from?"

Zimphire · Aug 13, 2004, 08:43 PM

Originally posted by necromactastic:
By source I mean "Where did this picture come from?"

It's been posted on many web pages. Does it matter? It's legit. It shows where Kerry's mind was at that time.

necromactastic · Aug 13, 2004, 08:49 PM

Originally posted by Zimphire:
It's been posted on many web pages. Does it matter? It's legit.

Yes. I've seen a lot of naked pictures of Brittany Spears. I think some of them might not have been legit.

Seriously, where does it come from?

Zimphire · Aug 13, 2004, 08:51 PM

Originally posted by necromactastic:
Yes. I've seen a lot of naked pictures of Brittany Spears. I think some of them might not have been legit.

If you are saying this is a Photoshop, it is not.

Seriously, where does it come from?

I don't know who took the pic. This was back in the 70s. Back when he was accussing people of lots of stuff that wasn't true.

Kerry was (and remains) an effective spokesperson for his Leftist cadre. His anti-war protest period culminated with his 1971 congressional testimony, after which he told the press, "There are all kinds of atrocities and I would have to say that, yes, yes, I committed the same kind of atrocities as thousands of other soldiers have committed in that I took part in shootings in free-fire zones. I conducted harassment and interdiction fire. I used 50-caliber machine guns, which we were granted and ordered to use, which were our only weapon against people. I took part in search-and-destroy missions, in the burning of villages. All of this is contrary to the laws of warfare. All of this is contrary to the Geneva Conventions...."

Regarding the substance -- and source -- of Kerry's claims, Ion Mihai Pacepa, the highest-ranking intelligence officer ever to defect from the Soviet bloc, says "KGB priority number one at that time was to damage American power, judgment, and credibility. ... As a spy chief and a general in the former Soviet satellite of Romania, I produced the very same vitriol Kerry repeated to the U.S. Congress almost word for word and planted it in leftist movements. KGB chairman Yuri Andropov managed our anti-Vietnam War operation. He often bragged about having damaged the U.S. foreign-policy consensus, poisoned domestic debate in the U.S., and built a credibility gap between America and European public opinion through our disinformation operations. Vietnam was, he once told me, 'our most significant success'."

I think it's obvious in the pic above, why he was so easy to control, and be made a puppet.

Spliffdaddy · Aug 13, 2004, 08:54 PM

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1179349/posts

yup, Kerry partakes in the devilish weed.

I still ain't voting for him, tho.

necromactastic · Aug 13, 2004, 09:05 PM

Originally posted by Zimphire:

If you are saying this is a Photoshop, it is not.

Like this wasn't?

smacintush · Aug 14, 2004, 01:44 AM

Originally posted by djohnson:
So doing extreme sports makes one cool?

No, marrying into so much money that you spend time doing everything EXCEPT something constructive must though.

Zimphire · Aug 14, 2004, 01:47 AM

Originally posted by necromactastic:
Like this wasn't?

Hey, if you can find where that pic was doctored (If it was, I am sure it wont be hard) Go to it.

I am sure the pic Spliff posted was doctored as well!

Lerkfish · Aug 14, 2004, 03:05 AM

Originally posted by smacintush:
No, marrying into so much money that you spend time doing everything EXCEPT something constructive must though.

or being born into money and influence, getting into Harvard under Legacy, and being set up in business by your dad until you run the business into the ground.

take your pick.

smacintush · Aug 14, 2004, 03:29 AM

Originally posted by Lerkfish:
or being born into money and influence, getting into Harvard under Legacy, and being set up in business by your dad until you run the business into the ground.

take your pick.

I never said Bush was "cool". I don't want a "cool" president. Cool doesn't make the man.

Busemann · Aug 16, 2004, 09:05 AM

Originally posted by Zimphire:
Actually I am 31 so I am not too "hip" on what is cool now.

Hey, but you do have 20000+ posts in a macintosh forum and a sports car as your sig

djohnson · Aug 16, 2004, 09:45 AM

Ok I have watched that over and over. I do not think that guy is Bush. He doesnt sound like him very much and he looks just a little different. I know this is about 5 years or so ago, but you dont change that much. My guess is that this dude was an impersinator(?).

voodoo · Aug 16, 2004, 10:02 AM

Originally posted by djohnson:
Ok I have watched that over and over. I do not think that guy is Bush. He doesnt sound like him very much and he looks just a little different. I know this is about 5 years or so ago, but you dont change that much. My guess is that this dude was an impersinator(?).

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jbartone · Aug 17, 2004, 06:55 AM

Originally posted by djohnson:
Ok I have watched that over and over. I do not think that guy is Bush. He doesnt sound like him very much and he looks just a little different. I know this is about 5 years or so ago, but you dont change that much. My guess is that this dude was an impersinator(?).

It was over ten years ago...