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brassplayersrock²
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Nov 18, 2011, 10:57 AM
 
     
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Nov 18, 2011, 11:18 AM
 
"Buy an apartment, get a free BMW"

Barbie? Chinese property market?

Might wanna redo that link.
     
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Nov 18, 2011, 04:09 PM
 
I get Jeannie Moos doing a story about people sticking consumer electronics up their ass.

iPod Nano:

     
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Nov 18, 2011, 04:45 PM
 
A friend's mother works as an ER nurse. One time, a guy came in with a cucumber up his bum. When she asked what happened, he replied "I fell in the garden".
     
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Nov 18, 2011, 04:52 PM
 
I never understand why people don't just fall on penises.
     
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Nov 18, 2011, 04:59 PM
 
Originally Posted by subego View Post
I never understand why people don't just fall on penises.
Those tend to have the disadvantage of being attached to people.
     
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Nov 18, 2011, 05:05 PM
 
Originally Posted by subego View Post
I never understand why people don't just fall on penises.
I am immediately reminded of Eminem's "Guilty Conscience".
     
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Nov 18, 2011, 05:08 PM
 
Originally Posted by Spheric Harlot View Post
Those tend to have the disadvantage of being attached to people.
As I think the video demonstrates, having what you stick up your butt be attached to something is its own advantage.
     
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Nov 18, 2011, 05:17 PM
 
Have you guys ever put anything up your BUTTS?
     
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Nov 18, 2011, 05:24 PM
 
Nothing for which I'd have an issue with removal.
     
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Nov 18, 2011, 05:27 PM
 
If I were to put something up my butt hypothetically speaking, what would you suggest subego?
     
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Nov 18, 2011, 05:28 PM
 
Something with a wide base.

Like a penis.
     
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Nov 18, 2011, 05:28 PM
 
I read that as "would you suggest subego?"
     
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Nov 18, 2011, 05:30 PM
 
Originally Posted by Spheric Harlot View Post
I read that as "would you suggest subego?"
Damn near killed 'um.
     
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Nov 18, 2011, 05:33 PM
 
Originally Posted by subego View Post
Something with a wide base.

Like a penis.

Roger that! Would any sized penis do?
     
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Nov 18, 2011, 05:38 PM
 
Sometimes.
     
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Nov 18, 2011, 05:46 PM
 
My sister used to be an ER nurse. Guy came in with an Old Spice bottle up his butt. I know this to be true and not an urban legend because she showed me a copy of the x-ray. Doctor asked him how he got it lodged in there. He actually had the audacity to say "I slipped and fell on it in the shower." Of course all the staff knew that was BS because that's the last place anyone would be putting on cologne. So my sister and her fellow nurses decided to have a little fun with this knucklehead. Every time they would come into his room to check on him they would either hum or whistle the theme song from the classic Old Spice commercials.

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Nov 18, 2011, 05:50 PM
 
Originally Posted by subego View Post
Damn near killed 'um.
u wreck'd'um.
     
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Nov 19, 2011, 01:57 AM
 
My aunt, an RN, told me she'd seen a guy come into an ER with a grapefruit stuck in his butt. I told her that seemed like quite a stretch.
"Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom must, like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it."
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Nov 19, 2011, 02:00 AM
 
A classic from before the internets:

Originally Posted by The Stright Dope
Brace yourself, toots. What follows isn't for the weak of stomach. For starters, an awful lot of stuff has been found where that gerbil was found. The medical journals list, among other things, the following astonishing array: A bottle of Mrs. Butterworth's syrup, an ax handle, a nine-inch zucchini, countless dildoes and vibrators including one 14-inch model complete with two D-cell batteries, a plastic spatula, a 9-1/2-inch water bottle, a deodorant bottle, a Coke bottle, a large bottle cap, numerous other bottles, a 3-1/2-inch Japanese glass float ball, an 11-inch carrot, an antenna rod, a 150-watt light bulb, a 100-watt frosted bulb, a cucumber, a screwdriver, four rubber balls, 72-1/2 jeweler's saws (all from one patient, but not all at the same time, although 29 were discovered on one occasion), a paperweight, an apple, an onion, a plastic toothbrush package, two bananas, a frozen pig's tail (it got stuck when it thawed), a ten-inch length of broomstick, an 18-inch umbrella handle and central rod, a plantain encased in a condom, two Vaseline jars, a whiskey bottle with a cord attached, a teacup, an oil can, a six-by-five-inch tool box weighing 22 ounces, a six-inch stone weighing two pounds (in the latter two cases the patients died due to intestinal obstruction), a baby powder can, a test tube, a ball-point pen, a peanut butter jar, candles, baseballs, a sand-filled bicycle inner tube, sewing needles, a flashlight, a half-filled tobacco pouch, a turnip, a pair of eyeglasses, a hard-boiled egg, a carborundum grindstone (with handle), a suitcase key, a syringe, a file, tumblers and glasses, a polyethylene waste trap from the U-bend of a sink, and much, much more. In 1955 one man who was "feeling depressed" reportedly inserted a six-inch paper tube into his rectum, dropped in a lighted firecracker, and blew a hole in his anterior rectal wall. This changed his mood real quick.
The Straight Dope: Is it true what they say about gerbils?
     
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Nov 19, 2011, 02:44 AM
 
That is messed up. Does this belong in the lounge?
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Nov 19, 2011, 02:49 AM
 
CNN seemed to think it was funny, kicker story material.
     
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Nov 19, 2011, 02:53 AM
 
ya know what? Your ass is a runway and my foot is cleared for landing.
     
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Nov 19, 2011, 02:57 AM
 
Look out for the goose!
     
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Nov 19, 2011, 03:49 AM
 
Pertaining to the topic of the thread, where exactly would the location of said goose be?
     
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Nov 19, 2011, 03:54 AM
 
In your engine.
     
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Nov 19, 2011, 04:20 AM
 
Originally Posted by aristotles View Post
That is messed up. Does this belong in the lounge?

Would you like us to move this thread to gaming perhaps?
     
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Nov 19, 2011, 07:08 PM
 
Originally Posted by besson3c View Post
Would you like us to move this thread to gaming perhaps?
Brings a whole new meaning to Enthusiast Zone.
     
   
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