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Mac Elite
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Nashville, TN
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short she poses for trophies
Post your best yo momma jokes.
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Isle of Manhattan
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Yo momma is so dumb,
she can't spell I.Q.
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"Faster, faster! 'Till the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death." - HST
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Vente: Achat
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Yo momma is so poor she can't even pay attention.
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: President Skroob's Office
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..she was real popular in 1992 when this **** was remotely amusing.
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"She's gone from suck to blow!"
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: planning a comeback !
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Originally Posted by Dark Helmet
..she was real popular in 1992 when this **** was remotely amusing.
LOL
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Professional Poster
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In the South
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Originally Posted by Dark Helmet
..she was real popular in 1992 when this **** was remotely amusing.
And so, in your honor...
Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: The O.C.
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Yo momma's p____ is so nasty they made people eat it on Fear Factor.
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MacBook 2.4GHz Intel Core 2 Duo | Clamshell iBook G3 366MHz | 22" Cinema Display | iPod Mini | iPod shuffle | AirPort Express | Mighty Mouse
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Oakland, CA
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Yo momma so old she remember's Central Park when it was just a plant.
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Seaford, Virginia
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she's so fat she got stuck in the Grand Canyon.
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: NYC*Crooklyn
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is so fat she doesn't get cold... she congeals
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: USA
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Originally Posted by exca1ibur
Yo momma so old she remember's Central Park when it was just a plant.
That's a good one. Never head it before. 
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Northern VA
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Yo momma is so old that she saw the passion of the christ live
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iMac 24" | Core 2 Extreme 2.8GHz | 4GB RAM | 500GB HD
PowerBook G4 15" HR | 1.67GHz | 2GB RAM | 100GB HD
R.I.P 1995 Toyota Supra NA-T
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Isle of Manhattan
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Originally Posted by Velocity211
Yo momma is so old that she saw the passion of the christ live
another winner!
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"Faster, faster! 'Till the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death." - HST
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: California
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yo momma is so fat, shes the one the creator used as a model for the planets
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Northern VA
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Yo mama is so stupid, that it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
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iMac 24" | Core 2 Extreme 2.8GHz | 4GB RAM | 500GB HD
PowerBook G4 15" HR | 1.67GHz | 2GB RAM | 100GB HD
R.I.P 1995 Toyota Supra NA-T
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: Denville, NJ.
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Yo momma so stupid she thinks Judo is what they use to make bagels.
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Nov 1999
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Yo momma so nasty she stuck in a cucumber and pulled out a pickle.
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You are in Soviet Russia. It is dark. Grue is likely to be eaten by YOU!
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Oct 1999
Location: Moved from Ohio's first capital to its current capital
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Yo momma is so fat, small children running past her get stuck in her gravitational pull.
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Mac Elite
Join Date: May 2002
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Yo mommaâs so stupid she jumped off a cliff because she thought her maxi pads had wings.
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Oakland, CA
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Yo momma so fat they have to roll her in flour to find the wet spot.
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Dedicated MacNNer
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Montrose, CA
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Yo mama so fat, she got arrested at the airport for having 10 lbs of crack!
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Dedicated MacNNer
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Galaxy far, far away
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Ya'all idiot wasting times on the net but I still will marry Yo momma
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: California
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Ahhhhhhhhhhh Muhahahahahahah!!!!!!!
^ to big-cs post,
not the tasteless post maxx did
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Jul 1999
Location: FL Cape
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Yo mamma is so fat, she wore a Malcolm X t-shirt and a helicopter landed on her!
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Dedicated MacNNer
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Montrose, CA
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Yo mama's so hairy, it looks like she's got Don King in a headlock!
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: California
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yo mamas so fat, a walrus didnae know which fold to insert in during mating season
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: The back of the room
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Yo mama so fat she's got high blood pressure, high cholesterol, diabetes and heart disease.
And the bitch is ugly, too.
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: planning a comeback !
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Working. What about you?
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zro - You're obviously not from "de hood."
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: planning a comeback !
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Originally Posted by Cody Dawg
zro - You're obviously not from "de hood."
LOL.
Da hood !
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Working. What about you?
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I'm not from "da hood" or "de hood" either, obviously.
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: The back of the room
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What?? It's funny! You've obviously never listened to a Richard Pryor album. 
Ok, ok. Lousy traditionalists...
Yo mama so fat when she sits on the couch it gets stuck in her butt crack.
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: California
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yo mama so fat that when she's on a cruise near the earths poles, they seem smaller
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Professional Poster
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Chicago, Illinois
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Yo mamma so fat that when I took her to the empire state building, planes starting attack her.ïż½ (Thanks Rodney Dangerfield)
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Last edited by Ghoser777; Sep 23, 2006 at 06:19 PM.
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Dedicated MacNNer
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Montrose, CA
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yo mama's so fat, when she poops it looks like two pigs fightin over a milk dud!
(okay, that's my last one)
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Professional Poster
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Chicago, Illinois
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She's so fat, she's got more chins than China town.ïż½ (Thanks Weird Al)
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Northern VA
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yo momma's so fat, that people jog around her for excercise
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iMac 24" | Core 2 Extreme 2.8GHz | 4GB RAM | 500GB HD
PowerBook G4 15" HR | 1.67GHz | 2GB RAM | 100GB HD
R.I.P 1995 Toyota Supra NA-T
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Dedicated MacNNer
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Long Island
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Yo momma's so stupid, she thought innuendo was an italian supository.
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I miss the days of the G5 and XPS Pentium 4 running side by side as high-end machines.
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Baninated
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: In yer threads
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Your momma is so fat, when she bent over your friends say "That aint no moon, that be a space station!"
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: The back of the room
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Yo mama so dumb she brought a pencil to a blood test!
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Isle of Manhattan
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Yo momma is so fat - she needs to eat with a really long fork.
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"Faster, faster! 'Till the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death." - HST
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Working. What about you?
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Velocity211
yo momma's so fat, that people jog around her for excercise
THAT was the best one yet.
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Senior User
Join Date: Mar 2000
Location: Ithaca, NY
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Yo momma's so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: The back of the room
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Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a package of hotdogs.
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: California
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Originally Posted by osiris
Yo momma is so fat - she needs to eat with a really long fork.
Welcome to Peppers.Com!
back on topic:
yo mommas so fat that when she got liposuction, the worlds starvation crissis stopped
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Feb 2003
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Your mother is so fat, umm.. she should loose weight.
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Fresh-Faced Recruit
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Baltimore
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Yo mama so fat, she gets cut and bleeds gravy!
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Me Fail English? That's Unpossible!
R.W.
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: California
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Live at the BBQ
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yo momma's booty is so big, she leaves skid marks on the ground.
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"Bill Gates can't guarantee Windows... how can you guarantee my safety?"
-John Crichton
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Live at the BBQ
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yo mamma is so bald, I can see what she's thinking.
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"Bill Gates can't guarantee Windows... how can you guarantee my safety?"
-John Crichton
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