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It all was a joke! I'm really straight!
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April fools!
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haha nice
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Now you're starting to bug me.April fools
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First of all, you posted on March 30. So it's not called an "April Fools joke," it's called lying. Either then, or now.
I vote now. We all think you are gay and have issues about it. Any gay person knows the symptoms. So when you eventually feel comfortable with yourself, feel free to talk about it. Until then, you have my sympathy because I know from personal experience that this is not a fun issue to torture yourself over. It gets much better once you finally decide to be honest.
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Originally Posted by Salty
(now try and figure out which is the fools part?)
Too easy - you're gay!!
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I assumed the "joke" that he's "really straight" was the April Fool's joke—i.e., he's gay and today he's joking he's straight.
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Originally Posted by Salty
April fools!
(now try and figure out which is the fools part?)
its certainly not us. we admitted you were gay long before you did.
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You're obviously a transexual who doesn't know what it is.
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I agree with Simey here. It's no small thing to have to "come out" ( a pity that society makes one have to, but not if you're straight). You're young, superchicken, and I'm sure your hormones are al over the place, as well as life coming at you in a million directions - but all the best.
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He is neither gay or straight.
He is a attention whore.
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Originally Posted by version
( a pity that society makes one have to, but not if you're straight).
Society cannot MAKE anyone do anything. Nor is anyone FORCING people to announce their sexuality. Most people could care less.
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Kevin - maybe, but gotta feel for him if he's conflicted.
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Originally Posted by Kevin
Society cannot MAKE anyone do anything. Nor is anyone FORCING people to announce their sexuality. Most people could care less.
I think society really does enforce that.
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^^^ in a subconscious way.
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He's a gay Christian trying to come to grips with his sexual preferences.
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Originally Posted by version
Kevin - maybe, but gotta feel for him if he's conflicted.
version I feel he is doing this for attention in this particular forum. He doesn't post as if he is conflicted. Or he wouldn't be playing games.
Originally Posted by version
I think society really does enforce that.
Well lets see, society doesn't promote it, society as a whole could care less about it.
How is society enforce it?
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Originally Posted by Kevin
version I feel he is doing this for attention in this particular forum. He doesn't post as if he is conflicted. Or he wouldn't be playing games.
Well lets see, society doesn't promote it, society as a whole could care less about it.
How is society enforce it?
Ok, I can understand that. For me, I just feel the way society is, that it's a cultural thing in which homosexuality is marginalised. But I can see your point of view.
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Originally Posted by SimeyTheLimey
First of all, you posted on March 30. So it's not called an "April Fools joke," it's called lying. Either then, or now.
I vote now. We all think you are gay and have issues about it. Any gay person knows the symptoms. So when you eventually feel comfortable with yourself, feel free to talk about it. Until then, you have my sympathy because I know from personal experience that this is not a fun issue to torture yourself over. It gets much better once you finally decide to be honest.
I think he is referring to this thread.
As for issues, whether he has any is none of our business, imho.
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When the dark does what the dark does best, it's darkness.
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Been inclined to wander... off the beaten track.
That's where there's thunder... and the wind shouts back.
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Well, at least you're not a confused and conflicted Mexican. 
your to you're...dammit! 
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Originally Posted by Doofy
When the dark does what the dark does best, it's darkness.
That is quite a sentence. 
Is it from you or is it a famous quote of some kind?
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Originally Posted by FeLiZeCaT
That is quite a sentence.
Is it from you or is it a famous quote of some kind?
Me and the boys are sitting around trying to figure out how to invent the next evolution of goth*, hence I've listened to Cyanide (click releases/videos) about 100 times so far this weekend. 
(* We've got as far as wearing Viking helmets, talking lots of crap and being surrounded by plenty of models in lingerie. I haven't quite sussed out how to include Leviticus 18:22 yet, but I'll figure it somehow)
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Been inclined to wander... off the beaten track.
That's where there's thunder... and the wind shouts back.
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Salty®
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Originally Posted by deomacius
Salty®
Giving Christians a bad name since July, 2005.
Oh... and about that crow!
Salty is still young... still learning. Still growing. Still a bit wet behind the ears and immature. (Not that I have room to talk, I am still a whipper snapper in the big picture)
I take this in context. Also, maybe he doesn't get a lot of attention in his real life. Which causes him to act out this way.
OR maybe it's just the homosexual in him that makes him so over-dramatic and showy.
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Originally Posted by Cody Dawg
He's a gay Christian trying to come to grips with his sexual preferences.
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America should know the political orientation of government officials who might be in a position to adversely influence the future of this country. http://tinyurl.com/4vucu5
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Originally Posted by Rolling Beans
I'M A BAN EVADER, MY REAL NAME IS ROLLING BONES
I do believe, that we have a ban evader in our midsts. reported
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I like chicken
I like liver
Meow Mix, Meow Mix
Please de-liv-er
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Like I said. This changes nothing. He's still gay, he's still annoying, and he still has a very single minded theology.
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Sorry, I just figured I'd give doofy what he was asking for. Oh and, I'm still gay.
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Originally Posted by Kevin
With so many vartiations on the same topic, I am wondering who seeks attention the most. Sounds like you are fair competition. 
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I don't know about Salty's attention whoredness disorder or not, but here's my contribution to the collection of images!
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America should know the political orientation of government officials who might be in a position to adversely influence the future of this country. http://tinyurl.com/4vucu5
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His mom did more to disrespect her son that abe could ever do.
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Originally Posted by Salty
Sorry, I just figured I'd give doofy what he was asking for. Oh and, I'm still gay.
So i dont' get it are you gay or straight?
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You can't eat all those hamburgers, you hear me you ridiculous man?
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Originally Posted by Kevin
His mom did more to disrespect her son that abe could ever do.
I'm hoping he'll try "Rolling Cojones" next.
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America should know the political orientation of government officials who might be in a position to adversely influence the future of this country. http://tinyurl.com/4vucu5
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Originally Posted by Salty
Oh and, I'm still gay.
Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssuper!
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Good, now please STFU about it…mmmkay?! 
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Originally Posted by qnxde
So i dont' get it are you gay or straight?
gay
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I would love to take a vote to see how many gay Canadians we have Compared to straight.
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Originally Posted by Kevin
I would love to take a vote to see how many gay Canadians we have Compared to straight.
its a friggin pandemic!!!!!11
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Close the boarders before it spreads down here!
Oh. Wait. It's already here.
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