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besson3c · Jan 28, 2009, 10:38 PM

Also, Abe, do you like my new signature?

aberdeenwriter · Jan 28, 2009, 10:48 PM

Originally Posted by besson3c

Also, Abe, do you like my new signature?

Yes!

Is that the musical notation to your latest composition?

aberdeenwriter · Jan 28, 2009, 10:52 PM

Originally Posted by besson3c

Abe, I'm so glad you're back! I was hoping you'd come back so that I can tell you this joke I made up:

Q) what did the alligator say to the crocodile?

A) Nothing, it was sleeping.

Which one was sleeping?

And are you sure you mean sleeping and not seeping?

It would be the croc who was seeping. And maybe weeping.

Gently.

besson3c · Jan 28, 2009, 10:54 PM

Originally Posted by aberdeenwriter

Yes!

Is that the musical notation to your latest composition?

No, it's just a bunch of crap (not literally)...

besson3c · Jan 28, 2009, 10:56 PM

Originally Posted by aberdeenwriter

Which one was sleeping?

And are you sure you mean sleeping and not seeping?

It would be the croc who was seeping. And maybe weeping.

Gently.

I don't get it, so therefore I'm going to have to go with my version as my favorite.

Hey, what ever happened to Art Bell and Ana Benson or whomever he was having sex with?

aberdeenwriter · Jan 28, 2009, 10:58 PM

Originally Posted by besson3c

No, it's just a bunch of crap (not literally)...

Don't try to pull the wool over our eyes! That's Canadian lingo, I'll bet!

aberdeenwriter · Jan 28, 2009, 11:05 PM

Originally Posted by besson3c

I don't get it, so therefore I'm going to have to go with my version as my favorite.

Hey, what ever happened to Art Bell and Ana Benson or whomever he was having sex with?

Tears seep out of our eyes. Crocodile tears. Weeping. While my guitar gently weeps. While your crocodile gently weeps.

Mr. Bell (to you) is married and he and his wife have a baby girl who is a year or so old.

He shows up on the show very infrequently now. The last time I caught him was the night before New Years' eve.

Ana Benson is nothing without Cody Dawg. Do you miss her? I do.

Was I angry at her? Yes. Am I over it now? Yes.

calverson · Jan 29, 2009, 04:05 AM

Wow, this escalated into something quickly.

Andy8 · 10:36 AM

Studies Show Vegetarians Have Better Sex

Dork. · Jan 29, 2009, 08:33 AM

Kris Benson was in the Phillies minor-league organization last year, but was released after the minor-league season. He and Anna are still married. We have no confirmation on how many of his Lehigh Valley Iron Pigs teammates she managed to have sex with before he was released.

As for Abe, maybe we should pick something more old-school for his picture?

besson3c · Jan 29, 2009, 09:42 AM

Is that Abe?

Dork. · Jan 29, 2009, 11:11 AM

That is Abe.

BlueSky · Jan 29, 2009, 01:39 PM

This is Abe, fools. (with his cat, Stinky)

Welcome back Abe, nice to see your old shriveled face again.

NoDiggity · Jan 29, 2009, 05:07 PM

Originally Posted by calverson

Is everyone on holiday or something?

I used to visit this forum quite often, cause sh*t, and actually really did Laugh Out Loud© a few times at some things that were said. These days, there is little that piques my interest, and I have not been insulted online for a while, which is a bad sign.

Someone say something mildly amusing quick!

No, your administration banned most of the people here who have actual personalities.

Have fun with your shitty forum!

Love,

- Rob

Laminar · Jan 29, 2009, 05:22 PM

I swear I knew that was Rob two days ago.

calverson · Jan 29, 2009, 05:52 PM

That wasn't very nice, Rob.

aberdeenwriter · Jan 30, 2009, 05:30 AM

Originally Posted by BlueSky

This is Abe, fools. (with his cat, Stinky)

Welcome back Abe, nice to see your old shriveled face again.

Bluesky!

Good to see you, too!

And I LOVE that pic!

That cat is so cool!

aberdeenwriter · Jan 30, 2009, 05:34 AM

Originally Posted by NoDiggity

No, your administration banned most of the people here who have actual personalities.

Have fun with your shitty forum!

Love,

- Rob

I wish there was a speed less than 120mph on the Rob-ometer. Maybe then you'd be welcomed back.

Spheric Harlot · Jan 30, 2009, 12:47 PM

Originally Posted by NoDiggity

No, your administration banned most of the people here who have actual personalities.

Including such notable personalities as Zimphire and yes, calverson.

aberdeenwriter · Jan 30, 2009, 01:01 PM

Originally Posted by Spheric Harlot

Including such notable personalities as ... calverson.

Calverson is banned? I'd forgotten how sudden "sudden death" can be.

aberdeenwriter · Jan 30, 2009, 01:01 PM

Originally Posted by Spheric Harlot

Including such notable personalities as Zimphire...

I miss Kevin.

rickey939 · Jan 30, 2009, 01:05 PM

I blame gorickey® for the downfall.

aberdeenwriter · Jan 30, 2009, 01:09 PM

Originally Posted by rickey939

I blame gorickey® for the downfall.

I thought of you when Mr. Henderson was voted into the HOF. Congrats to him and you and good to see you, man!

rickey939 · Jan 30, 2009, 03:58 PM

Originally Posted by aberdeenwriter

I thought of you when Mr. Henderson was voted into the HOF. Congrats to him and you and good to see you, man!

Thanks, always a pleasure.

Spheric Harlot · Jan 31, 2009, 06:37 AM

Originally Posted by aberdeenwriter

Calverson is banned? I'd forgotten how sudden "sudden death" can be.

He was, for a while, after a stunning bout of asshattery.

aberdeenwriter · Jan 31, 2009, 11:11 AM

Originally Posted by Spheric Harlot

He was, for a while, after a stunning bout of asshattery.

Well, I guess there's something there to be grateful for.

calverson · Jan 31, 2009, 07:35 PM

Originally Posted by aberdeenwriter

Calverson is banned? I'd forgotten how sudden "sudden death" can be.

I am banned?

brassplayersrock² · Jan 31, 2009, 07:58 PM

yes?

calverson · Jan 31, 2009, 08:02 PM

Was that a question?

calverson · Jan 31, 2009, 08:04 PM

Originally Posted by aberdeenwriter

Well, I guess there's something there to be grateful for.

Thanks

RAILhead · Jan 31, 2009, 08:10 PM

So what have I missed? I had some Chinese food, and I've been on the crapper for days.

aberdeenwriter · Jan 31, 2009, 11:22 PM

Originally Posted by calverson

Thanks

You're welcome.

aberdeenwriter · Jan 31, 2009, 11:25 PM

Originally Posted by RAILhead

So what have I missed? I had some Chinese food, and I've been on the crapper for days.

I hope you feel better now, RAILhead!

brassplayersrock² · Feb 1, 2009, 02:14 AM

Originally Posted by calverson

Was that a question?

maybe?

brassplayersrock² · Feb 1, 2009, 02:15 AM

Big Mac · Feb 1, 2009, 03:20 AM

Nice pic, and on topic too, BPR!

brassplayersrock² · Feb 1, 2009, 03:27 AM

It's time to:

GUESS THAT ASS

First one to give the right answer will be able to choose the picture for the next round.

Ghoser777 · Feb 1, 2009, 03:32 AM

Jennifer Aniston

brassplayersrock² · Feb 1, 2009, 12:32 PM

Nope

Ghoser777 · Feb 1, 2009, 12:55 PM

Elisha Cuthbert

Spheric Harlot · Feb 1, 2009, 01:00 PM

It's not a particularly nice ass.

hm.

It's not photoshopped to hell, so it can't be Mariah Carey's.

aberdeenwriter · Feb 1, 2009, 01:30 PM

Jessica Simpson or Renee Zellweger

Shaddim · Feb 1, 2009, 05:19 PM

Jessica Simpson

Now this takes talent.

brassplayersrock² · Feb 1, 2009, 06:52 PM

No right answer yet.

Y'all want a hint??

dcmacdaddy · Feb 1, 2009, 08:52 PM

Originally Posted by brassplayersrock²

No right answer yet.

Y'all want a hint??

Hmm, let's see . . . fairly muscular legs, a big chest, and lots of long blond hair = Pamela Anderson?

If it is her, she definitely looks better from the back than from the front.

brassplayersrock² · Feb 1, 2009, 10:01 PM

nope.
hint: she had split personalities in a movie where she was still a red head.

brassplayersrock² · Feb 2, 2009, 02:59 AM

hint two:

aberdeenwriter · Feb 2, 2009, 07:02 AM

Lindsay Lohan?

brassplayersrock² · Feb 2, 2009, 10:01 AM

aberdeenwriter gets to choose the picture for the next round! congrats!

aberdeenwriter · Feb 3, 2009, 03:18 PM

Originally Posted by brassplayersrock²

aberdeenwriter gets to choose the picture for the next round! congrats!

I will allow someone else the honor of choosing the next picture.

How does one even search for such pics???

Google: "Front & Back images of sexy celebrities"????