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3 months, I am getting better!
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Okay, so it has been three months or so since I got my last infraction or warning on these here forums.
Do I still piss you guys off?
Am I still the black-sheep of the NN Lounge? Do I still make you throw up in your mouth? Do you still think that I smell like pee? Am I the proverbial spanner in the wheel? The fly in the soup? The stain on the carpet? The Jar-Jar of Star Wars?
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Clinically Insane
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WTF, reported
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Clinically Insane
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Yes, take this as a sign of ongoing FAILure
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Mac Elite
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I think I am going to kill myself now.
What do you think of armpit watches?
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You're a true Intarweb Badass™
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Mankind's only chance is to harness the power of stupid.
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If you stop smoking, and better yet, get that bird of yours to stop smoking as well. THEN and only then will you be pure badass to us all here on this forum.
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Mac Elite
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With your old sig you were badass.
With the new one you are teh Ghey.
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Addicted to MacNN
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This is possibly the worst attempt at attention whoring I have ever seen.
Ever.
The ladies aren't providing enough strokes to your ego these days, eh?
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The thread title is a bit presumptuous, no?
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"One ticket to Washington, please. I have a date with destiny."
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Posting Junkie
Join Date: May 2001
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Yeah, things have been a lot smoother now that you've come out of the closet.
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Posting Junkie
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Iowa, how long can this be? Does it really ruin the left column spacing?
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Originally Posted by shifuimam
This is possibly the worst attempt at attention whoring I have ever seen.
Ever.
The ladies aren't providing enough strokes to your ego these days, eh?
I think the only thing more attention-whorish would be if he were to start a thread about getting his nipples pierced.
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jun 2001
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Originally Posted by Laminar
I think the only thing more attention-whorish would be if he were to start a thread about getting his nipples pierced.
To Calverson's defense, at least he posted pics
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Clinically Insane
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Clinically Insane
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Look at Calverson's location! He's African.
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Jul 2007
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Originally Posted by shifuimam
This is possibly the worst attempt at attention whoring I have ever seen.
Ever.
The ladies aren't providing enough strokes to your ego these days, eh?
Get off of my cloud.
If you have nothing constructive to say, please don't say anything.
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Originally Posted by shifuimam
This is possibly the worst attempt at attention whoring I have ever seen.
Ever.
The ladies aren't providing enough strokes to your ego these days, eh?
Pot Meet (nipple-pierced) Kettle
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One should never stop striving for clarity of thought and precision of expression.
I would prefer my humanity sullied with the tarnish of science rather than the gloss of religion.
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Addicted to MacNN
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Originally Posted by shifuimam
This is possibly the worst attempt at attention whoring I have ever seen.
Ever.
The ladies aren't providing enough strokes to your ego these days, eh?
Originally Posted by calverson
Get off of my cloud.
If you have nothing constructive to say, please don't say anything.
Ooh . . . Girl Fight!
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One should never stop striving for clarity of thought and precision of expression.
I would prefer my humanity sullied with the tarnish of science rather than the gloss of religion.
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Jul 2007
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Otherwise:
BEST THREAD EVER.
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Moderator Emeritus
Join Date: Apr 2001
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your sig looks like bad ice cream, and can't believe that girl called you an attention hooer.
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Mac Elite
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Ice: I like bad ice cream.
I now have made my sig like a bad-ass barcode that has a hidden message in it!
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Mar 2001
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calverson: I swiped your bar code through my bar code reader I have here, and it says that you hate Tony Danza. WTF?
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Mac Elite
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It is broken. It actually says that I am indifferent to Tony Danza.
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: The deep backwoods of the PNW
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Originally Posted by Laminar
I think the only thing more attention-whorish would be if he were to start a thread about getting his nipples pierced.
Hey, I just wanted advice from other people with body piercing experience. At least I wasn't begging for approval from anyone.
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Join Date: Sep 2007
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Originally Posted by besson3c
Calverson is an African.
And I'm Dominican. I don't see your point here.
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Posting Junkie
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Iowa, how long can this be? Does it really ruin the left column spacing?
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Originally Posted by shifuimam
Hey, I just wanted advice from other people with body piercing experience. At least I wasn't begging for approval from anyone.
Oh! You thought I was talking about y... oh! Oops! Didn't even think of that!
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Originally Posted by shifuimam
Hey, I just wanted advice from other people with body piercing experience. At least I wasn't begging for approval from anyone.
Yeah, and Calverson just wanted advice from other people with Calverson-reporting experience …
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Addicted to MacNN
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Originally Posted by Laminar
Oh! You thought I was talking about y... oh! Oops! Didn't even think of that!
Yeah....that was kinda the original point of that thread.
I won't deny that the follow-up was a little attention whore-ish, but I also wanted to share what my own experience with it was, since everyone I've talked to about it since has said "didn't that hurt like hell?"...
I'm going to Florida with my mom and boyfriend next month - she still doesn't know I had it done. I'm looking forward to seeing what her reaction will be when she figures it out.
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Originally Posted by shifuimam
I'm going to Florida with my mom and boyfriend next month - she still doesn't know I had it done. I'm looking forward to seeing what her reaction will be when she figures it out.
Yup. That sounds attention-whorish to me.
Keep up the good work. You are setting an excellent example for calverson to follow.
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One should never stop striving for clarity of thought and precision of expression.
I would prefer my humanity sullied with the tarnish of science rather than the gloss of religion.
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Originally Posted by dcmacdaddy
Yup. That sounds attention-whorish to me.
Keep up the good work. You are setting an excellent example for calverson to follow.
How is that attention whorish? She's going to figure it out the first time she sees me in a swimsuit at the beach...
My mom is ridiculously conservative. I enjoy shocking her. I'm her kid, after all.
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Clinically Insane
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Originally Posted by Hg2491
And I'm Dominican. I don't see your point here.
I love Africans, Dominicans, and everybody else. I was just making sure that people weren't being racist against Africans.
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Clinically Insane
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Originally Posted by shifuimam
How is that attention whorish? She's going to figure it out the first time she sees me in a swimsuit at the beach...
My mom is ridiculously conservative. I enjoy shocking her. I'm her kid, after all.
Maybe you should get the shock out of the way in advance by having sex with your boyfriend with the door open so that she can see you? That will break the ice a little...
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Addicted to MacNN
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Originally Posted by besson3c
Maybe you should get the shock out of the way in advance by having sex with your boyfriend with the door open so that she can see you? That will break the ice a little...
YES. That would be awesome.
I think she would have a coronary if that happened. Even though she knows it's not true, she prefers to operate under the misguided belief that I'm still, you know...fully intact.
This has all the ingredients for one epic thread.
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Originally Posted by shifuimam
YES. That would be awesome.
I think she would have a coronary if that happened. Even though she knows it's not true, she prefers to operate under the misguided belief that I'm still, you know...fully intact.
This has all the ingredients for one epic thread.
Also, while you two have at it you should leave your suitcases out in the hall with Obama stickers all over them...
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Jul 2007
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I'm a robot.
I am going to have my nipple pierced for my mom. And she will find out when I wear a swimsuit at the beach. Is that right? Am I doing good? Do I need to get drunk by myself at home on a Saturday night and look up Abe Lincoln as well?
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Addicted to MacNN
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Originally Posted by besson3c
Also, while you two have at it you should leave your suitcases out in the hall with Obama stickers all over them...
Oh now, she already knows I'm a Republican, given how much I talk politics with her.
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Posting Junkie
Join Date: May 2001
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Originally Posted by calverson
Am I still the black-sheep of the NN Lounge? Do I still make you throw up in your mouth? Do you still think that I smell like pee? Am I the proverbial spanner in the wheel? The fly in the soup? The stain on the carpet? The Jar-Jar of Star Wars?
Does "I didn't even know you were here?" count?
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Once you wanted revolution, now you're the institution, how's it feel to be the man?
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Originally Posted by shifuimam
Oh now, she already knows I'm a Republican, given how much I talk politics with her.
Yeah, but people can change! She'll think your new boyfriend has turned you into some crazed hippy liberal that made you pierce your nipples and pray to Satan!
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Mac Elite
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Originally Posted by shifuimam
This is possibly the worst attempt at attention whoring I have ever seen.
Ever.
To be clear, you're not accusing him of being an attention whore, rather you are pointing out that his thread is a lame attempt at attention whoring, correct? And you're showing him how it's done?
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Addicted to MacNN
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Originally Posted by BlueSky
To be clear, you're not accusing him of being an attention whore, rather you are pointing out that his thread is a lame attempt at attention whoring, correct? And you're showing him how it's done?
Damn right.
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Originally Posted by calverson
I am no whore!
Well then put on some panties!
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Shif, comin' to FTL? Holler!
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Originally Posted by calverson
I am no whore!
I know this to be true. Not once did he ask me for money.
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Clinically Insane
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Addicted to MacNN
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Originally Posted by IceEnclosure
Shif, comin' to FTL? Holler!
What?
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Posting Junkie
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Iowa, how long can this be? Does it really ruin the left column spacing?
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Originally Posted by shifuimam
What?
Hop outside of your internet-speak bubble. Not "For the Loss," but "Fort Lauderdale."
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