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Captain Obvious · 05:41 PM

Is it just me or why the hell is everyone in the media saying she is so glamorous and good looking. If a chick like this walked up to me in a bar I would walk.
Fugly has always come to mind when I saw this girl. Maybe she looks "better" but there wasn't anywhere lower to go from what she looked like growing up. Bad hair, terrible complexion, horrible nose, frumpy body. There's just nothing there that points to glamorous in my eyes.

Jaey · Jun 15, 2004, 05:34 PM

Things could be a lot worse.
I voted average.

Zimphire · Jun 15, 2004, 05:56 PM

But seriously, she doesn't look that bad in that first pick.

Didn't she have cosmetic surgery?

mitchell_pgh · Jun 15, 2004, 06:37 PM

Originally posted by Zimphire:

But seriously, she doesn't look that bad in that first pick.

Didn't she have cosmetic surgery?

I think she is one of those "NO WAY" girls, but 80% of us would take her home (naturally, if we were available).

dreilly1 · Jun 15, 2004, 06:49 PM

She's rich. That has to count for something...

Axo1ot1 · Jun 15, 2004, 06:52 PM

Why are conservatives always bringing up Chelsea Clinton?

Zimphire · Jun 15, 2004, 06:54 PM

Originally posted by Axo1ot1:
Why are conservatives always bringing up Chelsea Clinton?

We have the hots for her.

mitchell_pgh · Jun 15, 2004, 06:58 PM

In our eyes, she is a "dirty girl"

But seriously, I think it's the ugly duckling syndrome. Girls that haven't always been OK looking are usually very nice people.

Captain Obvious · Jun 15, 2004, 06:58 PM

Originally posted by Axo1ot1:
Why are conservatives always bringing up Chelsea Clinton?

Fine, Jenna Bush has a kinda cute face but she needs to get in shape. She I could see hooking up with after a couple drinks. Barbara Bush has the best body of the three but she isn't really pretty, not ugly, just not pretty. One of the Gore girls was good looking but as she got older she lost he looks.

But 80%? Yeah, I hope that 80% raises their standards because that first pic is as good looking as she gets. I mean THAT took a couple hours of work to get to that level. I can't even imagine how bad she looks in the morning without make-up and her hair straightened. I would need a whole fifth of Scotch to get past that kind of ugly.

And I brought it up because of that I said above. There was a whole story on her in the paper because she was at the White House yesterday.

mitchell_pgh · Jun 15, 2004, 07:00 PM

Originally posted by Captain Obvious:
Barbara Bush has the best body of the three but she isn't really pretty, not ugly, just not pretty.

NO KIDDING

She must work out...

Zimphire · Jun 15, 2004, 07:02 PM

Someone has been hitting it.

mitchell_pgh · Jun 15, 2004, 07:21 PM

Originally posted by Zimphire:
Someone has been hitting it.

which one is the girl?

gorickey · Jun 15, 2004, 07:34 PM

Originally posted by Zimphire:

Turkey's done!

saddam hussein · Jun 15, 2004, 07:50 PM

Originally posted by Captain Obvious:
If a chick like this walked up to me in a bar I would walk.

I thought you liked boys? wtf?

mitchell_pgh · Jun 15, 2004, 07:53 PM

Yah, it's easy to say "I would walk away" from a computer lounge.

nredman · Jun 15, 2004, 07:57 PM

Originally posted by gorickey:
Turkey's done!

haha turkey's are done...i remember that saying. usually that is cool, but with chelsea it kind of makes me sick

MOTHERWELL · Jun 15, 2004, 08:00 PM

categorically speaking......

NO.

mitchell_pgh · Jun 15, 2004, 08:05 PM

In the old days... I would have at least checked her out... she seems to "bubbly" for me.

mitchell_pgh · Jun 15, 2004, 08:06 PM

Originally posted by gorickey:
Turkey's done!

You are now on 11 FBI lists.

MOTHERWELL · Jun 15, 2004, 08:15 PM

Originally posted by mitchell_pgh:
You are now on 11 FBI lists.

we all are.

waxcrash · Jun 15, 2004, 08:29 PM

Originally posted by dreilly1:
She's rich. That has to count for something...

I think it's her parents that have the money, not her.

Ghoser777 · Jun 15, 2004, 08:41 PM

Originally posted by mitchell_pgh:
You are now on 11 FBI lists.

Whew, I'm glad I stayed out of this thread.

Oh wait... damn.

Matt Fahrenbacher

nredman · Jun 15, 2004, 08:43 PM

Originally posted by mitchell_pgh:
You are now on 11 FBI lists.

"terror on the internet as a macintosh users plot to look at chelsea clintons nipples."

dampeoples · Jun 15, 2004, 08:52 PM

No, but she has one hell of a set of prick sucking lips

gorickey · Jun 15, 2004, 09:01 PM

Originally posted by mitchell_pgh:
You are now on 11 FBI lists.

I already was for "stealing" all the damn time...

Sealobo · Jun 15, 2004, 09:04 PM

She's ugly.

Tulkas · Jun 15, 2004, 09:35 PM

First pic: Okay, not great.

Second pic: Rather scary. Huge mouth, tad chubby.

typoon · Jun 15, 2004, 09:57 PM

I would prefer the Bush Twins to Chelsea. Even the Olsen Twins over Chelsea.

dreilly1 · Jun 15, 2004, 10:59 PM

Originally posted by waxcrash:
I think it's her parents that have the money, not her.

When your parents are that rich, and they haven't disowned you, you're rich too.

Heck, just the connections that her parents have could make her a success, no matter how little talent she actually has. She might be President herself someday!

Zimphire · Jun 15, 2004, 11:04 PM

I respect that gal. She didn't do anything to embarrass her dad. She was an outstanding lady during his presidency.

Captain Obvious · Jun 15, 2004, 11:28 PM

Originally posted by dreilly1:

Heck, just the connections that her parents have could make her a success, no matter how little talent she actually has. She might be President herself someday!

She is already, she's making over 100K out of grad school as some kind of consultant. Advising what I have no idea since she has zero work experience.
But she is already groomed for politics and I am sure her parents told her they'll get her in office once she's old enough. She'll be a Congresswoman within the next 10 years. NY loves their legacy carpetbaggers.

dcmacdaddy · Jun 15, 2004, 11:30 PM

Originally posted by dampeoples:
No, but she has one hell of a set of prick sucking lips

Bingo!!!! My God would that be a good snarlin'. But come on, this would have to be a one-timer.
Look at the second pic, she's already got the pear-shape and she hasn't even had her first kid.
Of course the really scary part is this is what she's going to look like in three decades.

Biggysteve · Jun 16, 2004, 12:25 AM

Originally posted by dcmacdaddy:
Bingo!!!! My God would that be a good snarlin'. But come on, this would have to be a one-timer.
Look at the second pic, she's already got the pear-shape and she hasn't even had her first kid.
Of course the really scary part is this is what she's going to look like in three decades.

What the hell?

Peder Rice · Jun 16, 2004, 12:28 AM

I happen to think that Chelsea is quite pretty, and that the second photo is merely an unflattering photo taken in a media flurry. I just really don't understand how she quantifies "ugly". I could understand that many would not find her attractive (especially because of the second photo), but to state that 20% wouldn't hit her? This is a geeks' website, and I fear that many who post here are not exactly stellar examples of a mate.

But then again, I can't say I know the demographic, so I'll just leave you all to carry on.

fireside · Jun 16, 2004, 01:24 AM

Originally posted by gorickey:
I already was for "stealing" all the damn time...

gorickey you're supposed to talk in 3rd person.

Fyre4ce · Jun 16, 2004, 01:37 AM

Originally posted by Zimphire:

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

wdlove · Jun 16, 2004, 11:44 AM

I voted average, what can you expect with the gene pool she inherited. I feel sorry for her.

wataru · Jun 16, 2004, 12:04 PM

Originally posted by wdlove:
I voted average, what can you expect with the gene pool she inherited. I feel sorry for her.

While we're slinging mud (I expected more from you, wdlove), I'll just add that she must be better off than the Bush daughters, who are half ape.

Captain Obvious · Jun 16, 2004, 12:20 PM

Originally posted by wataru:
I'll just add that she must be better off than the Bush daughters, who are half ape.

You'd think so wouldn't you. Yet she is ugly and the Bush twins aren't.

xi_hyperon · Jun 16, 2004, 12:22 PM

Originally posted by Captain Obvious:
You'd think so wouldn't you. Yet she is ugly and the Bush twins aren't.

I'll pass on all of them, thank you.

wataru · Jun 16, 2004, 12:23 PM

Originally posted by Captain Obvious:
You'd think so wouldn't you. Yet she is ugly and the Bush twins aren't.

A) That's a matter of opinion, and B) Appearance isn't the only place where those ape genes will screw you over.

ryju · Jun 16, 2004, 12:24 PM

I don't much care for her at all good sir.

Captain Obvious · Jun 16, 2004, 01:48 PM

Originally posted by wataru:
A) That's a matter of opinion, and B) Appearance isn't the only place where those ape genes will screw you over.

A) Well, check the numbers. The vast opinion here thinks she's ugly.
B) So long as the twins screw who really cares

Zimphire · Jun 16, 2004, 01:59 PM

There are 18 people in here that need glasses badly.

paully dub · Jun 16, 2004, 02:18 PM

Originally posted by Zimphire:
There are 18 people in here that need glasses badly.

And even more that need to get a life...

Dex13 · Jun 16, 2004, 02:20 PM

mitchell_pgh · Jun 16, 2004, 03:26 PM

Originally posted by Zimphire:
There are 18 people in here that need glasses badly.

I think it's because it's the "girl next door" vibe.

nredman · Jun 16, 2004, 03:33 PM

glasses or beer goggles?

Zimphire · Jun 16, 2004, 03:34 PM

Originally posted by mitchell_pgh:
I think it's because it's the "girl next door" vibe.

She isn't "the girl next door"

The girl next door is at least semi-attractive without putting tons of makeup on.

Tulkas · Jun 16, 2004, 03:40 PM

Looking on google she is a bit chubby, and man without makeup she is uuuuuggggggllllyyy.