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imaxxedout69
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Apr 1, 2003, 02:28 AM
 
I was on the beltline, and going about 80 (in a 55) and I went past a cop in the midsection. Instead of pulling over, I nailed it, and was going 120 through light traffic and got off at the next exit and lost him! OH MAN WHAT A RUSH! !

HOLY COW THAT WAS BETTER THAN A VIDEO GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- Ca$h
     
snotnose
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Apr 1, 2003, 02:29 AM
 
dude running a red light killed a friend of mine.
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Apr 1, 2003, 02:31 AM
 
I hope they got a good look your license plate. Is that the door bell I hear?
     
CaseCom
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Apr 1, 2003, 02:38 AM
 
Sorry Cash, that was stupid. Why didn't you pull over? Pot in the car or something?
     
Brien
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Apr 1, 2003, 02:40 AM
 
You're a fvcking idiot. Unless, of course, you have a gun.

No, but seriously, how stupid can you get, ca$h? Gawd.
     
Biggysteve
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Apr 1, 2003, 02:42 AM
 
Originally posted by imaxxedout69:
I was on the beltline, and going about 80 (in a 55) and I went past a cop in the midsection. Instead of pulling over, I nailed it, and was going 120 through light traffic and got off at the next exit and lost him! OH MAN WHAT A RUSH! !

HOLY COW THAT WAS BETTER THAN A VIDEO GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- Ca$h
You're so cool. I want to cut off a lock of your hair and grow my own speed demon in a jar, now.
     
Socially Awkward Solo
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Apr 1, 2003, 02:43 AM
 
You should just get "White Trash" tattooed on your forehead and get it over with. Not that you would need to for people to figure that one out.

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Apr 1, 2003, 02:50 AM
 
Originally posted by imaxxedout69:
I was on the beltline, and going about 80 (in a 55) and I went past a cop in the midsection. Instead of pulling over, I nailed it, and was going 120 through light traffic and got off at the next exit and lost him! OH MAN WHAT A RUSH! !

HOLY COW THAT WAS BETTER THAN A VIDEO GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I really wish you got in a car accident or something. That would teach you a lesson
     
snotnose
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Apr 1, 2003, 02:52 AM
 
Originally posted by Adam Betts:
I really wish you got in a car accident or something. That would teach you a lesson
unfortunately thats usually what it takes a lot of people, me included. not anymore
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Apr 1, 2003, 02:53 AM
 
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Socially Awkward Solo
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Apr 1, 2003, 02:53 AM
 
Originally posted by Adam Betts:
I really wish you got in a car accident or something. That would teach you a lesson
As long as he doesn't hurt anyone else. Even if he hit a tree I would feel sorry for the tree.

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Zimmerman
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Apr 1, 2003, 02:58 AM
 
Originally posted by imaxxedout69:
I was on the beltline, and going about 80 (in a 55) and I went past a cop in the midsection. Instead of pulling over, I nailed it, and was going 120 through light traffic and got off at the next exit and lost him! OH MAN WHAT A RUSH! !

HOLY COW THAT WAS BETTER THAN A VIDEO GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- Ca$h
Dude, seriously. Don't ever do that again. And if you do, I hope you wind up killing someone and going to prison for 35 years.

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CaseCom
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Apr 1, 2003, 03:00 AM
 
He could be making this up just to see if he can get a rise out of people. That "better than a videogame" line has the faint scent of trollage about it.
     
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Apr 1, 2003, 03:01 AM
 
Originally posted by imaxxedout69:
I was on the beltline, and going about 80 (in a 55) and I went past a cop in the midsection. Instead of pulling over, I nailed it, and was going 120 through light traffic and got off at the next exit and lost him! OH MAN WHAT A RUSH! !

HOLY COW THAT WAS BETTER THAN A VIDEO GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- Ca$h
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Cipher13
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Apr 1, 2003, 03:03 AM
 
Originally posted by Zimmerman:
Dude, seriously. Don't ever do that again. And if you do, I hope you wind up killing someone and going to prison for 35 years.
Umm...
     
Zimmerman
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Apr 1, 2003, 03:04 AM
 
Originally posted by Cipher13:
Umm...
Ok, I was a bit ticked when I posted that. But if he ever does it again, I hope he wraps his car around a telephone pole and breaks both his legs. Something bad. As an example to other stupid MacNNers out there.

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Socially Awkward Solo
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Apr 1, 2003, 03:13 AM
 
Hey why don't we call the cops in his town and give them Roberts First and last name

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Ver de Terre
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Apr 1, 2003, 03:14 AM
 
Originally posted by Zimmerman:
Ok, I was a bit ticked when I posted that. But if he ever does it again, I hope he wraps his car around a telephone pole and breaks both his legs. Something bad. As an example to other stupid MacNNers out there.
Maybe he can be trapped in the car, and it can catch fire, and in the last instant before the gas tank explodes, a bum (or maybe Jesus) can come and save him.
     
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Apr 1, 2003, 03:17 AM
 
Originally posted by CaseCom:
He could be making this up just to see if he can get a rise out of people. That "better than a videogame" line has the faint scent of trollage about it.
I think the nice fellow from Minnesota has it right - the old Ca$h game of stirring people up. What better than bragging about putting innocent people in potential harm's way?
     
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Apr 1, 2003, 03:21 AM
 
Originally posted by imaxxedout69:
I was on the beltline, and going about 80 (in a 55) and I went past a cop in the midsection. Instead of pulling over, I nailed it, and was going 120 through light traffic and got off at the next exit and lost him! OH MAN WHAT A RUSH! !

HOLY COW THAT WAS BETTER THAN A VIDEO GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- Ca$h
Ca$h - are you going to be honest enough to tell us if/when they catch up with you, and what they do to you..?
     
CaseCom
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Apr 1, 2003, 03:26 AM
 
Originally posted by awaspaas:
I think the nice fellow from Minnesota has it right - the old Ca$h game of stirring people up. What better than bragging about putting innocent people in potential harm's way?
And it is April Fools' Day, after all
     
CaseCom
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Apr 1, 2003, 03:30 AM
 
Double post ... a thousand pardons.
     
Socially Awkward Solo
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Apr 1, 2003, 03:45 AM
 
Grand Ca$h Auto....


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Apr 1, 2003, 03:55 AM
 
Originally posted by Socially Awkward Solo:
Grand Ca$h Auto....
LOL!

But seriously, you're an idiot, Ca$h.
     
OB1
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Apr 1, 2003, 06:46 AM
 
I can see it now.

"LOCAL YOUTH BOASTS OF HIS SICKENING CAR CRIMES ON THE INTERNET!"

A worthy story for most newspapers.

I hope you haven't pissed anyone here off too much...
     
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Apr 1, 2003, 06:55 AM
 
Originally posted by imaxxedout69:
I was on the beltline, and going about 80 (in a 55) and I went past a cop in the midsection. Instead of pulling over, I nailed it, and was going 120 through light traffic and got off at the next exit
erm, did you remeber to cover up your license plate...?

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Apr 1, 2003, 07:41 AM
 
wow i can't imagin how you maintained your concentration for so long, driving at that speed with ADD seems like it would be a challange.



Keep it up Cash

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MikeM33
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Apr 1, 2003, 08:30 AM
 
Assuming this story is true, I'm sure they have your plate number and will be arriving at your house shortly.

I had a friend that used to run the toll booths here and they *do* actually take pics of your plate if you try to jump the toll. The worst part was they didn't come after him until years later when he'd forgotten all about it.

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Apr 1, 2003, 09:19 AM
 
Originally posted by CaseCom:
And it is April Fools' Day, after all
that's my guess too
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Apr 1, 2003, 09:32 AM
 
Originally posted by Socially Awkward Solo:
As long as he doesn't hurt anyone else. Even if he hit a tree I would feel sorry for the tree.
Oh, f--- I actually laughed at this

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Apr 1, 2003, 10:26 AM
 
So Ca$h -

What car were you in when you did this in GTA Vice City?
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Spliffdaddy
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Apr 1, 2003, 11:11 AM
 
I doubt that Subaru could do 120.
     
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Apr 1, 2003, 11:20 AM
 
Originally posted by Spliffdaddy:
I doubt that Subaru could do 120.
Don't doubt it dude...
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Apr 1, 2003, 11:42 AM
 
Originally posted by davesimondotcom:
What car were you in when you did this in GTA Vice City?
Why do I think this has more likelyhood of being true?
Is this a good place for an argument?
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Spliffdaddy
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Apr 1, 2003, 11:46 AM
 
Originally posted by davesimondotcom:
Don't doubt it dude...

Indeed I do.

A non-worn-out Subaru SVX will barely do 120.

His definitely won't.
     
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Apr 1, 2003, 11:49 AM
 
Originally posted by Spliffdaddy:
Indeed I do.

A non-worn-out Subaru SVX will barely do 120.

His definitely won't.
My friend's WRX will easily break 120...
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Apr 1, 2003, 12:09 PM
 
Insanely Stupid.

Guess thats the **** you gotta do when you are starving for attention.

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Apr 1, 2003, 12:30 PM
 
Originally posted by Zimmerman:
Ok, I was a bit ticked when I posted that. But if he ever does it again, I hope he wraps his car around a telephone pole and breaks both his legs. Something bad. As an example to other stupid MacNNers out there.
He must be someone that likes to live in the fast lane!

On your 1st suggestion he should at least get life without th posibility of parole.

Hopefully he has learned from that experience and will never do it again. Or that the comments that he is getting will make him think..

I would think he will be watching over his shoulders for a long while!

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Apr 1, 2003, 12:35 PM
 
Cash you know that rare car you have? The one that you can't find too much of? Well when the cop sees your car again, I am sure he will assume it was that idiot that was trying to run from him.
     
imaxxedout69  (op)
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Apr 1, 2003, 01:18 PM
 
Originally posted by Spliffdaddy:
I doubt that Subaru could do 120.
You don't this can do 120?!?!



It has 230hp, all wheel drive, a top speed of 155mph, and a gearing ratio that makes its top end (if there were no wind resistance) over 190mph. 150 is when the drag overcomes the power.

You're nieve. I've been up to 132mph in it, and it has plenty more. I can't find an empty, abandoned road long and straight enough to find out for sure what the top end is.

- Ca$h
     
imaxxedout69  (op)
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Apr 1, 2003, 01:19 PM
 
Originally posted by Spliffdaddy:
Indeed I do.

A non-worn-out Subaru SVX will barely do 120.

His definitely won't.
Care to bet on this? I'll bet my car it can. If I win, and it goes 120mph, I get to keep your car. IF you win, you get to keep my car. What do you say Spliff?

- Ca$h

PS: How is it worn out??!?
     
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Apr 1, 2003, 01:33 PM
 
My Honda Accord has done 130, there's no reason why his Subaru can't do 120
     
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Apr 1, 2003, 01:57 PM
 
You're nieve. I've been up to 132mph in it, and it has plenty more.
Funny, that's the speed a lot of people drive at to go to work overhere.
     
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Apr 1, 2003, 02:01 PM
 
I bet if we pused it off a tall enough cliff it could do 150 for sure.

Ca$h, ya wanna try that one for us
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imaxxedout69  (op)
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Apr 1, 2003, 02:02 PM
 
Originally posted by climber:
I bet if we pused it off a tall enough cliff it could do 150 for sure.

Ca$h, ya wanna try that one for us
Shouldn't you be driving off road while having sex with your sister or something SUV boy?

- Ca$h
     
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Apr 1, 2003, 02:09 PM
 
Originally posted by imaxxedout69:
Shouldn't you be driving off road while having sex with your sister or something SUV boy?

- Ca$h
I think I heard that one from a second grader once. oh wait... that was you.
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imaxxedout69  (op)
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Apr 1, 2003, 02:16 PM
 
Originally posted by climber:
I think I heard that one from a second grader once. oh wait... that was you.
I think I heard that from a guy who drives an oversized vehicle that doesn't handle, brake, or accelerate very well and is more prone to roll over in emergency manuvers yet he blindly defends this stupid type of poser vehicle. Oh wait, that was you.



- Ca$h
     
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Apr 1, 2003, 02:19 PM
 
Originally posted by imaxxedout69:
I think I heard that from a guy who drives an oversized vehicle that doesn't handle, brake, or accelerate very well and is more prone to roll over in emergency manuvers yet he blindly defends this stupid type of poser vehicle. Oh wait, that was you.



- Ca$h
since when is a jeep wrangler oversized.
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imaxxedout69  (op)
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Apr 1, 2003, 02:21 PM
 
Didn't you used to have something else?
     
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Apr 1, 2003, 02:25 PM
 
If this story is indeed true, then you, Ca$h, are indeed the most incredibly irresponsible - not to mention STUPID - f*ckwit.

You would indeed deserve every inch (and yes, I mean "inch") of the prison sentence you'd likely have coming.

And stupid for bragging here.

However, I figure you're just April-fooling.

In which case I'd be very concerned in your case how easily people believe you to be capable of total boneheadedness.

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