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Are you doing your part to bring about the apocalypse?
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I'm currently constructing a throne out of human skulls, of which I shall sit wearing goat leggings, reciting demonic incantations and drinking blood from a golden chalice. I'm also having a Quincy marathon and teaching dogs to look up.
Are you doing your part? What are you doing? Every bit counts.
Quincy: Helping me, help you, bring about the apocalypse
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: A House of Ill-Repute in the Sky
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I just felt the quality of the site go down a little.
That hasn't happened since I hit 10k
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I put gas in my lawn mower last week.
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My stupid iPhone game: Nesen Probe, it's rather old, annoying and pointless, but it's free.
Was free. Now it's gone. Never to be seen again.
Off to join its brother and sister apps that could not
keep up with the ever updating iOS. RIP Nesen Probe.
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Posting Junkie
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Iowa, how long can this be? Does it really ruin the left column spacing?
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I passed gas mowing the lawn last week.
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Washington, DC
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I passed a mower on my way to get gas last week.
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"One ticket to Washington, please. I have a date with destiny."
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Posting Junkie
Join Date: Feb 2005
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I gassed myself on a lawn and passed out last week.
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Senior User
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: 54 56' 38" .058N / 10 0' 33" .071E
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I passed gas on a lawn last week.
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The gene pool needs cleaning - I'll be the chlorine.
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Posting Junkie
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Iowa, how long can this be? Does it really ruin the left column spacing?
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Originally Posted by vexborg 
I passed gas on a lawn last week.
Fail.
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Posting Junkie
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vexborg loses the Internet!
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Professional Poster
Join Date: Oct 1999
Location: :ИOITAↃO⅃
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I weakened my last mower gas loan. Six percent interest now.
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Jun 2000
Location: Boston, MA
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Praying to the Jewish G-d. Clearly, I am bringing the apocalypse.
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Emergency Medicine & Urgent Care.
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Frickersville
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i loaned gas to a professional mower at a golf course
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I'm listening to the Melvins at full blast. I think that might help.
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Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Tasmania
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i saw a goat riding a mower last week, it was a gas!
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Junior Member
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I sat through the entirety of Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants. If I'm not going to hell, no one is.
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Nov 2003
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Melvins! 
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Baninated
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: In yer threads
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It's is not, it isn't ain't, and it's it's, not its, if you mean it is. If you don't, it's its. Then too, it's hers. It isn't her's. It isn't our's either. It's ours, and likewise yours and theirs.
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Addicted to MacNN
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Originally Posted by pixelbaker
I sat through the entirety of Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants. If I'm not going to hell, no one is.
The title of that movie always sounded incredibly sleazy to me. Like, skanky.
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"One ticket to Washington, please. I have a date with destiny."
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: South Korea
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Originally Posted by Kevin
It's is not, it isn't ain't, and it's it's, not its, if you mean it is. If you don't, it's its. Then too, it's hers. It isn't her's. It isn't our's either. It's ours, and likewise yours and theirs.
 You suck.
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Professional Poster
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: A House of Ill-Repute in the Sky
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Originally Posted by analogue SPRINKLES
Being gay
Game. Set. Match.
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Moderator  Join Date: Feb 2006
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I sell crack rocks to second graders. Trying to get them before the tabacco industry does.
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I like my water with hops, malt, hops, yeast, and hops.
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Moderator  Join Date: Jun 2000
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Moderator Join Date: Feb 2006
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Damn you tabacco industry!
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I like my water with hops, malt, hops, yeast, and hops.
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Clinically Insane
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I'll not kill Peter Jackson before he makes another movie.
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"…I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than
you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods,
you will understand why I dismiss yours." - Stephen F. Roberts
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Addicted to MacNN
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Originally Posted by Rumor
I sell crack rocks to second graders. Trying to get them before the tabacco industry does.
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You know when I first read this I thought you said the tabasco industry. Too bad I was wrong. That would have been a much funnier joke than the "tabacco industry".
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One should never stop striving for clarity of thought and precision of expression.
I would prefer my humanity sullied with the tarnish of science rather than the gloss of religion.
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Big Tabasco? 
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Originally Posted by Rumor
I sell crack rocks to second graders. Trying to get them before the tabacco industry does.
Trust me, according to Fox media and the Christian groups... being gay or atheist got that beat. In fact it comes before terrorism even!
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I let my Hummer2 run idle in my driveway when I'm not using it.
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Professional Poster
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I go around to stores and secretly rip that tags off pillows.
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Join Date: Feb 2001
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Introducing impressionable teens to D&D, roleplaying games and other things that broaden their imaginations.
(waggles fingers) EEeeevviLL!
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Moderator Join Date: Jun 2000
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I'm bringing a pool table to River City.
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Professional Poster
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I just mentioned River City in a thread recently. Interesting coincidence.
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Originally Posted by Dakarʒ
Interesting coincidence.
That will set off teh apocalypse.
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My stupid iPhone game: Nesen Probe, it's rather old, annoying and pointless, but it's free.
Was free. Now it's gone. Never to be seen again.
Off to join its brother and sister apps that could not
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Moderator Join Date: Feb 2006
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Patrick Swayze is the anti-christ.
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I like my water with hops, malt, hops, yeast, and hops.
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