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Is Your Current Partner Better At Making: Dinner, $ or Love?
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Is Your Current Partner Better At Making: Dinner, Money or Love?
This was a question asked on an old Tattletales TV game show featuring celebrity couples.
Mr. & Mrs. Bob Newhart and Mr. & Mrs. Dick Martin were there along with the married singing duo, Steve Lawrence and Eydie Gorme.
Steve Lawrence answered this way. 'She combines two of them. She screws up dinner like you wouldn't believe.'
Comments welcomed.
Is Your Current Partner Better At Making: Dinner, Money or Love?
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I voted for love. My wife is a stay at home mom, so no money in a typical sense. While she cooks pretty well... it's not as well as she moves the booty if you know what I mean.
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The "former Fiance' is currently packing! :-> She made messes, stress, and extra work.
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Originally Posted by Railroader
Love.™
You are a lucky man!
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Originally Posted by BadKosh
The "former Fiance' is currently packing! :-> She made messes, stress, and extra work.
Sorry. It's for the best. When the next one settles in appraise her and let us know how she fares in this space.
Jimmy Soul
Happy For The Rest Of Your Life Lyrics
Hey hey hey hey hey
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty women your wife
Go for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty women your wife
Go for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
A pretty women makes her husband look small
it very often causes a system fall
As soon as he marrys her then she starts
looking for things that will break his heart
but if you make an ugly women your wife
you'll be happy for the rest of your life
An ugly women will put peals on that
and she'll always give you a piece of that.
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty women your wife
Go for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
Don't let your friends tell you you have no taste
go ahead and marry anyway
Her face is ugly her eyes don't match
take it from me shes a better catch
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty women your wife
Go for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
Dude 1:say man
Dude 2:hey man
Dude 1: I saw your wife the other day
Dude 2: Yeah
Dude 1: Yeah and Shes Ugly
Dude 2: Yeah shes Ugly but she sure can cook baby.
Dude 1: Yeah
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty women your wife
Go for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty women your wife
Go for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty women your wife
Go for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
(FADE)
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty women your wife
Go for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
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Originally Posted by zerostar
I voted for love. My wife is a stay at home mom, so no money in a typical sense. While she cooks pretty well... it's not as well as she moves the booty if you know what I mean.
Nice!
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Originally Posted by abe
You are a lucky man!
Have i mentioned she's a redhead as well? It's like I won the biggest lottery everyday.
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Originally Posted by Railroader
Have i mentioned she's a redhead as well? It's like I won the biggest lottery everyday.
It's things like that that melt my heart. Really.
Show her that comment and I'll bet you'll get even luckier tonite!
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She's better at making me laugh.
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Mine is best at aggrivating the piss out of me.
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I like my water with hops, malt, hops, yeast, and hops.
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Originally Posted by Rumor
Mine is best at aggrivating the piss out of me.
That might come in handy later on in life, though, if you ever develop prostate trouble.
Unfortunately, I think I’ll have to resort to replying “Dinner”.
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Originally Posted by Rumor
Mine is best at aggrivating the piss out of me.
Sorry to hear that, Rumor.
Originally Posted by Oisín
That might come in handy later on in life, though, if you ever develop prostate trouble.
Unfortunately, I think I’ll have to resort to replying “Dinner”.
Oisin, that's a funny line.
Originally Posted by ink
She's better at making me laugh.
That sounds like a happy relationship.
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So far there's only one poll respondent whose current partner is better at making money.
What does that say for female equality or women's business acumen?
Anything?
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So basically this poll boils down to an Enjoli commercial from the early 70s? ok then.
(how do you know what percentage of poll responders are men or women? you don't.)
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Oh come on, we all know women don't use the internet.
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Originally Posted by Laminar
Oh come on, we all know women don't use the internet.
They'd have to leave the kitchen or laundry room to do so.
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Originally Posted by Dakarʒ
They'd have to leave the kitchen or laundry room to do so.
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Originally Posted by Dakarʒ
They'd have to leave the kitchen or laundry room to do so.
Not with wireless these days.
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I like my water with hops, malt, hops, yeast, and hops.
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That means she'd have taken the pot scrubber, wooden spoon or the clothes iron out her hands, though. That'd be crazy.
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Could cause a decrease in productivity.
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I like my water with hops, malt, hops, yeast, and hops.
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And an increase in black eyes.
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You're the Brawny man, aren't you?
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I like my water with hops, malt, hops, yeast, and hops.
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The old school one, yes.
P.S. My wife has a Thirsty O
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I can see you wearing flannel in the wilderness, beating the wife for good measure.
I don't need to hear about your wifes Thirsty O.
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That's a denim shirt I'm wearing, friend.
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Just remember, you can't have both of her eyes swell shut otherwise she can't see while she is doing her chores.
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If she's particularly troublesome I usually take a Ball-peen hammer to her pinkie toes. And if that doesn't work, I send her to basement to stand in a bucket of water and deal with Endo.
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Interesting method. I've always been fond of the nipple clamps hooked up to a car battery.
How often is it that we completely take over a thread?
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I save that for the bedroom.
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I'm a gal and I voted for Love!
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Originally Posted by Rumor
Interesting method. I've always been fond of the nipple clamps hooked up to a car battery.
How often is it that we completely take over a thread?
Not often enough.
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I'm sure we're going to hear to the contrary.
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At least we aren't trying to sell stool samples.
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Someone is going to compare out posts to stool samples.
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I'd prefer they be compared to spice.
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Ahahaha I broke up with my boyfriend last week, so none of the above.
He was good at making money and dinner...
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Sell or send me your vintage Mac things if you don't want them.
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My partner is about equal when it comes to love and dinner - both are delights beyond what most frail human men can handle.
She's pretty good at spending my money though.
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Originally Posted by Dakarʒ
That's a denim shirt I'm wearing, friend.
And a homosexual countenance. (But the Thirsty O comment was VERY LOL-Ly!)
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Originally Posted by Annette310
I'm a gal and I voted for Love!
Well that's enough to earn you MY vote!
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Originally Posted by abe
And a homosexual countenance.
Trying to start something?
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Originally Posted by Dakarʒ
Trying to start something?
No. I don't think there should be any stigma associated with being homosexual. His image and persona simply doesn't strike me as that of someone I'd think would have a physically romantic female partner.
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Originally Posted by shifuimam
Ahahaha I broke up with my boyfriend last week, so none of the above.
He was good at making money and dinner...
Guess we don't need to ask why you broke up with him.
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Originally Posted by abe
No. I don't think there should be any stigma associated with being homosexual. His image and persona simply doesn't strike me as that of someone I'd think would have a physically romantic female partner.
Neither does Prince, but he pulls more tail than Hugh Hefner.
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Originally Posted by Rumor
Guess we don't need to ask why you broke up with him.
Poor guy.
Originally Posted by Rumor
Neither does Prince, but he pulls more tail than Hugh Hefner.
I guess I'm in neither one of their leagues. This is all I do with tail now.
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Odd, seems unlikely when they always appear to be on the two extremes of the hotness spectrum.
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Not really, when you think about it. Maybe the ones at the lower end of the hotness scale have to try harder.
And where's the checkbox for all of the above?
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1. Love
2. Dinner
Neither is very experienced with making $, but that's slowly changing.
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